In case North Korea's third nuclear test has you worrying that you may have front row seats to its threatened 'sea of fire' extravaganza, these videos at archive.org offer tips on how to protect yourself. Bert the turtle offers advice in this video:
"Only through Bert can you achieve a power greater than any atomic bomb."
And in this video, the National Paint, Varnish and Lacquer Association tells you how to protect your house and not end up burned to death like poor, dirty people in slums.
I shouldn't kick 'em when they're down, but...
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